07 January 2006

Miracle on the New Jersey Turnpike


There was another cat in the news this week. Another stowaway. Why do I feel like I am in an echo chamber? Hello? Hello? Hello?

This time the cat was in New Jersey where they have an Animal Welfare League. America, haven’t you had enough of the government stealing your money to give away to lazy fools? They toil not, neither do they spin. An Animal Welfare League? It strains my brain.

They named the sponge Miracle. There’s no miracle here, Folks. There’s been a robbery, though.

My new blog is open and ready for business. I have to share a computer, though. Supposedly management is working on something “serious”. Huh. Every time I look up she’s playing Free Cell or checking her eBay auctions. Don’t hold your breath.

6 comments:

rtalcott said...

Arthur, you need to relax. Don't let this cat thing drive you to drink.

rt

Administrator said...

Well, thank you for your concern, rtalcott. I am a water drinker myself. Now that you mention it, I have been pretty thirsty lately.

Administrator said...

Daliwood,
It is so nice to have someone on my side. I think it was Faith Popcorn who thought up "small indulgences". When busy bloggers and columnists like me can't get away, a few minutes with Cat-a-Pult would be so satisfying. The liberals will be all over this, you know.

rtalcott said...

Arthur,
Where and when will this insanity end? It's everywhere.

I don't think you could fit in a sink...

http://catsinsinks.com/

rt

Administrator said...

Elaine, I feel that my blog will be another towering outlet for light and truth. I remember at Reagan's funeral Aaron Brown was carping* about Nancy's glasses, how they were too big and dorky. For important news stories, you can't beat CNN. But I will give it my best effort.

* Dead carp - scent of the gods

Administrator said...

rt,
Is this what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internet?

(Get ready for a blast from management. She says Al Gore never said he invented the internet. It is a lie. But my hero Rush said he said it. Dissonance. Food and shelter. Or my hero.)